The “You Geaux, Girl” Award

04 Feb

….goes to new American Idol judge, Kara Dioguardi.


Admittedly, I was a bit skeptical of the new judge.  While I still think that idol is jumping the shark, I gotta give credit where credit is due.  Shamefully, I can’t help but watch the train wreck.  One of the blatant sexploitation stories of Season 8 is “Bikini Girl”, Katrina Darrell.  Judge for yourself why she was put through to Hollywood:

Now, newbie Dioguardi, who really seems to think that this is a TALENT competition was incensed that Katrina was given a golden ticket.  However, it appeared that she was ready to give her another chance on the big stage of the Kodak Theatre.  Legally Brunette, Katrina, however has no humility, nor pride of self and gladly exploits her looks for to move her along.  Kara was having nothing of it. 

After a very mediocre rendition of Faith Hill’s Breathe, Simon and Randy let their nether regions cast their vote and actually voted to keep this bimbo into the second round.  Both Paula and Kara were disgusted, but Kara executed the best line I think I may have ever heard on idol, when it was announced that everyone in Kara’s group was “through to the next round”.  And, I quote:

Leave your number backstage.  Bring your pole tomorrow.

Badow.   **snap**    **snap**    **snap**

Kara, for your steadfast opposition to bimbeaux’s everywhere and for your sharp, quick-wittedness and sarcasm….you are the first winner of the Music Maven “You Geaux, Girl” Award.



Posted by on February 4, 2009 in american idol


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5 responses to “The “You Geaux, Girl” Award

  1. JenAdams

    February 4, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Hallelujah that, MM.

  2. shrewspeaks

    February 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Hyserical…and yeah Two clicks of respect

  3. Sally

    February 5, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Love her!! And I think I like how this season is stacking up talent wise.

  4. itsallgrey

    February 5, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    She really is fantastic…I love how she stands up to Simon without all the drama.

  5. amy

    February 9, 2009 at 10:34 am

    UGH! Despise Kara! That whole Katrina fiasco left her looking immature and catty. When she started singing the song (AS IT SHOULD BE SUNG…EYE ROLL!) she made herself look like she was in direct competition with a novice, half-naked little girl, instead of the professional she is supposed to be.
    She gets on my last nerve and I’m hoping Simon makes her cry before the whole thing is said and done.


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