….goes to new American Idol judge, Kara Dioguardi.
Admittedly, I was a bit skeptical of the new judge. While I still think that idol is jumping the shark, I gotta give credit where credit is due. Shamefully, I can’t help but watch the train wreck. One of the blatant sexploitation stories of Season 8 is “Bikini Girl”, Katrina Darrell. Judge for yourself why she was put through to Hollywood:
Now, newbie Dioguardi, who really seems to think that this is a TALENT competition was incensed that Katrina was given a golden ticket. However, it appeared that she was ready to give her another chance on the big stage of the Kodak Theatre. Legally Brunette, Katrina, however has no humility, nor pride of self and gladly exploits her looks for to move her along. Kara was having nothing of it.
After a very mediocre rendition of Faith Hill’s Breathe, Simon and Randy let their nether regions cast their vote and actually voted to keep this bimbo into the second round. Both Paula and Kara were disgusted, but Kara executed the best line I think I may have ever heard on idol, when it was announced that everyone in Kara’s group was “through to the next round”. And, I quote:
Leave your number backstage. Bring your pole tomorrow.
Badow. **snap** **snap** **snap**
Kara, for your steadfast opposition to bimbeaux’s everywhere and for your sharp, quick-wittedness and sarcasm….you are the first winner of the Music Maven “You Geaux, Girl” Award.